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Faux News -> Holy crap - IslamoTerrorBots!!!

February 29th, 2008 by Scott

IslamoTerrorBot

As the picture above clearly proves. THIS article on Faux News is clearly not fearmongering. Run for your lives!

Hat tip goes to Daily Kos where there are some hilarious quotes and comments such as:

Ah ha! Islamovacuums! Tiny, frisbee-sized Islamovacuums on wheels that will follow us home if we leave Iraq, and suck up all our FreedomzTM, which they hate!

Don’t laugh! If it can seek and destroy dust bunnies, it can establish a worldwide caliphate! Be warned! Beeeee waaaaaaaarned!

Quail and quake at the possibilities: Anvils suspended from balloons, gobs of traffic-trapping glue on our rural desert highways, back-strapped rockets combined with roller skates for hit-and-run missions, and, Merciful Heavens, GIANT ROADSIDE CATAPULTS!!

Who knew that the Taliban and Al Qaeda were just like the freshman classes of MIT and CalTech?

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